The constant hair trouble

Being a guy in 2017, it’s a must to have a good cut hairstyle or you’re considered a noob/ nerd/ or any other opposite of cool, fun, etc. There are just so many hairstyles to choose from, although they all look the same, LOL. I still don’t understand how they’re different. One very common hairstyle style that everyone has seen is hair stand/ wax stand/ or whatever to call it. Then people also get undercut, that’s also something. Well one definitely looks good when they have this kind of a hairstyle but problem comes here, how to get it?

Everytime I go to any, decent, hair salon, I ask my barber and here’s how the conversation goes:

Me- I want to have a good hairstyle.

Barber- Your hair are very thick and heavy and too many.

(wait what? Too many? Is that even a thing to worry about?…. anyhoo the conversation continues

Me- Is that a problem?

B- Well I can give you undercut at side, then merge your hair from back and other side, (continues with explaining the haircut, I only get like 67% of what he says)

M- Uh kay fine, do whatever you want to but just make it look good.

After like 15 minutes when my haircut is done, he goes somewhere and brings a weird small container with white fluid, takes out a teaspoon of it, rubs in his both hands and then juggles it in my head.

B- Now you’ll have to use hair wax to maintain this kind of a hairstyle.

M- Okay, give me that.

I buy it and go home. Next day I use it, try the similar hand movements that my barber did….but let’s just say I get a result exactly opposite of what I desired for. My hair look like as if couple of pigeons just came and played in it. :/

Then I wait for like 2 months to get another haircut. This time I go to another barber.

M- I want a good hairstyle

B- You can’t have the hairstyle you’re looking for (well that’s honest, let’s see what else he has to say)

Your hair have huge volume (is that a bad thing?), you need to get the texture of your hair changed to get good wax stands hairstyle.

M- (Wow) ok let’s just get on with the cut, we’ll see later

Haircut happens, this time he also brings some container, takes out, rubs it on my hair, uses his blowdryer and tad-d-dah ! I have great hair, but for how long….. 24 hours, or until I take my next shower. :/

This has happened so many times that I’ve almost given up on the desire to have a good hair, let’s just say there are people like me who can’t have it.

But seriously when I look back to the moments of me trying to get it, they’re funny as hell.

Well now while I’m sitting and writing this post I have horrible hair. Some of them are going to my left, some towards right, let’s just say it’s horrible. Now I have only one choice left, try ponytail hair styles because for someone with hair like me, that’s the ‘only’ style we can have.




  1. Take heart, it’s the same with me though I’m a woman. I never know what I’m going to land with. Sometimes I’m pleased with a haircut, at other times cursed. The minute I wash my hair, it goes in all directions, and looks all wrong. I end up with very short hair, till it takes me months to grow. The above saga begins all over again. Sheen.

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