Why I avoid crowded places

Honest Confession.

I hate crowded places. Be it open air or a crowded mall on weekend. There’s something about a crowd that annoys me, and that is odor. I don’t why but there is a very distinct odor that comes which makes me wanna vomit. Its like everyone drenched in sweat bathed in the same pool and its now evaporating. Thats why I always carry a spare deodrant with me, in case the odor is unbearable, I spray some on my wrist and inhale it. How long does it take to apply deodrant people? Just 1 second, literally.

Here, body odor is a big issue, specially among the lower class. They wear the heaviest of the clothes in this scorching heat, sweat like a pig and don’t use a deodrant. The reason I have stopped going to the open air market, especially in summers… its annoying and frustrating. I wonder, don’t they smell themselves? I mean I would die of asphyxiation if I get trapped with one of them in a closed room.

Now I can’t go and ask every single person for it, however, as a rule I carry a spare deo with me everywhere and re apply it every few hours because I know how body odor annoys me and so I don’t want people around me to have it, atleast.

Oh god, if I ever became president, first thing I’d do is the give away bundles of deodrants to some class of society.

Daily Post.



  1. Loooooooooool Silas you should spray the stinky people with your deodorant instead of your wrist. I hear you on this but I think it’s funny. I’m the type of person to tell people they stink. I might hurt your feelings but you gotta know! I had to do it once to an employee and she actually took it well.

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  2. And breath mints! I once had a boss who offered a breath mint to a fellow worker. She smiled at me and said: “If you are ever offered a breath mint, take it. It might be a kind way to tell you that your breath needs freshening.” I always thought that was excellent advice. I’m not sure it would work with your problem. I wonder if they offer single application deodorant packages? 🙂

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